Let me tell you about my backwards Tiger Woods moment.
I was in a bar talking to friends when a woman approached. She was in her mid 40s, well dressed and you could tell she had a little cash. She was not pretty but had a sexy look about her.
“Can I talked to you when you are done with your friends,?” she asked.
“Sure. No problem,” I said.
People want to talk to me all the time until they actually discover I am quite boring. But I got the newspaper and radio thing going and I like talking to people. So I get approached by men and women all the time. They mostly want to talk sports or about Celine or Little B. But this time it was different.
About 15 minutes later I was wrapping things up with my friends when she approached again.
“Got a minute,?” she asked.
“Sure,” I said. “What’s up?”
“Do you know what we have in common,” she said. “We both are married and we want to (blank) each other.”
My jaw hit the floor.
She lives in a huge house off the lake. Her husband leaves the country quite frequently and is not attentive and she found me attractive. To be honest I thought this was a joke. This never happens in real life. No woman approaches a man with such a proposal and is serious.
“You must be joking,” I said.
“Do I look like I am playing,?” she said.
That’s when it hit me. This woman is no joke. That is when I started thinking about Tiger Woods. He was a dog. He had more women than McDonald’s has hamburgers and it caught up with him. It appeared that his marriage with Ellen Nordegren was on the rocks because of his infidelity. But now Elin and Tiger have been seen together again, hugging and kissing.
Sources close to the couple are telling media outlets she is going to take him back and move back in the Orlando mansion with him. I am all in to this story because I never thought she would return, especially after she was assured a huge settlement.
I admit I was flattered when this woman approached me. I still got it, I thought. But then fear hit and I felt guilty even though I didn’t do anything. I’ve got a wife and two kids and life is good for me. I cannot mess that up. Abs won’t take me back and I will be living in somebodies basement the rest of my life trying to hit on cougars at Ocean Prime on Friday nights.
What if she were some nut bag who would begin stalking me? I’ve had a stalker before and it was not fun.
Let me ask the men out there. What would you do? How would you feel if you got an indecent proposal? And has anything like this ever happened to you? Were you flattered or scared?
“No one would know,” she said.